Thursday, March 29, 2012


Spike Carlsen's newest book
Woodworking FAQ: The Workshop Companion
(Storey Publishing, $16.95)
Now available at bookstores and on-line retailers

Over 300 pages packed with hints, tips, projects, answers and great information for woodworkers and do-it-yourselfers of all levels. Clear illustrations and a friendly voice help answer the most common woodworking and carpentry questions. By the author of A Splintered History of Wood and Ridiculously Simple Furniture Projects. More information and excerpts at:

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

By Spike Carlsen

If you visit the most popular tourist attraction in Sweden, you won’t find yourself in the midst of an amusement park, strolling through a 20 acre shopping mall or standing atop an 80 story building. No, you’ll find yourself—as have 25 million other visitors—in a dimly-lit building housing a ship that sank almost 400 years ago. It may sound a bit ho-hum, but if you like woodworking, you’ll love the stories behind the building, launching and restoration of this incredible war ship.
                                                Visit the Vasa Museum

         The short version of this long tale goes like this: In 1628 the Vasa, intended to be the premier warship of its day, was launched in Stockholm harbor. It’s double-decker construction was intended to give it the upper hand in battle; the tallest ship, since it can shoot down on the decks of shorter ships, could command the seas. Its double-decker construction also made it a wee bit top heavy.
         But what made this ship truly unique was its ornamentation. Over 500 wood sculptures—depicting Greek and Roman rulers, mermaids, sea monsters, lions, biblical characters and, of course, Swedish Kings—decorated the boat. It took six sculptors along with teams of apprentices over two years to craft just the sculptures.It was a riot of colors.  Much of the other ornamentation is equally impressive. Many considered it “a floating work of art.”
         The ship set sail on its maiden voyage in 1628. It traveled a few hundred yards, opened its gun ports to fire the traditional salute, caught a not-so-strong gust of wind, healed to port, took water in through its open gun ports, then sank before the unbelieving eyes of the thousands of spectators lining the shore. It’s surmised that converting the ship to a double decker design after construction had begun coupled with a lack of ballast caused the disaster.

         After sitting on the bottom of the harbor for 333 years, the ship was raised. (I cover the story more thoroughly in my book, A Splintered History of Wood: Belt Sander Races, Blind Woodworkers and Baseball Bats.) The ship was raised to the surface in 1960 (a story in and of itself) and a heroic restoration effort was begun. It required the fitting together of over 13,000 pieces that had separated or fragmented over the years. Five hundred sprinkler heads sprayed polyethylene glycol (PEG) over the hull at 45 minute intervals to replace the water as the ship dried out. 

And today the Vasa is a thing of unbelievable splendor—to woodworkers and non-woodworkers alike.

         I left the museum with two woodworking notions in the back of my mind. The first had to do with the remarkable craftsmanship displayed, despite the builders having only rudimentary tools and crude plans to work with. The second has to do with my own woodworking prowess. The next time I slip up making a dado or dovetail, I won’t despair. I’ll just think about the Vasa—the biggest woodworking blunder of all time. I’ll just yell out, “Whoops—I just made a Vasa.”